The Twelve Disclosures of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the public sector disclosed:

• 12 Drummers Drumming
• 11 Pipers Piping
• some Lords-are-Shooting
• 9 Ladies Dancing
• Scientists-a-testing Milk from cloned cattle
• a swan-movement licence
• 6 Geese-a-Laying
• a policy that allows you to wear one gold ring
• 3 Colly Birds near East Marsh and Eton Manor
• 3 French Hens
• 3 Turtle Doves
• And a Partridge in a Derwent Forest Tree.